These Lines Are So Well Rehearsed

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

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Welcome to the Good Life.: @Cassandra Layug

lesleeezyy:

Partner in crime, troll twin, and bestfuckingfriend in zee valley.

LOL so glad I called you, I really needed the talk/laughs.

L: “Hello?”
C: “Omg, is this for real?”
L: “Oh.. I meant to call another girl named Cassie. This is awkward.”
C: “LOL funny, cause I’ve done that before.”

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Dude i miss you too! Lol I’m glad you called me and not the other Cassie! Man, our phone calls are always funny lol. I got your back bro! we’re kinda like the avengers…not really but yeah… You’ll always be my best slut! lol get back here already so we can tear sh*t up! 

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